Breaking

Go to sleep, Bibi.

And everyone else too.

The coalition, the opposition, the pundits, the panels, the polls, the Telegram channels and your uncle on WhatsApp. Get some rest. It's not going anywhere, we promise.

The polls are open

Pick a slip and drop it in the envelope. This time someone's actually counting.

The envelope is empty. Like most campaign promises.

Good night.

Results? Tomorrow morning. Or at the next election. Telegram will keep buzzing either way. You don't have to.