Go to sleep, Bibi.
And everyone else too.
The coalition, the opposition, the pundits, the panels, the polls, the Telegram channels and your uncle on WhatsApp. Get some rest. It's not going anywhere, we promise.
Lights out, everyone
It's 2am and the whole building is awake. Tap a lit window to switch the light off. Every window left on raises the tension, and at 100% nobody sleeps tonight.
National Tension Meter
97% Up at 2am
Today's reading: Tense, but hungry.
Measured by: a pundit who spoke to a pundit.
The polls are open
Pick a slip and drop it in the envelope. This time someone's actually counting.
The envelope is empty. Like most campaign promises.
Live results
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